I wish I were a blogger. | LOVELY LITTLE RANTS

I wish I were a blogger.

I feel like the requirements to be a real blogger is: 
1.post pictures of you in cute clothes that you got for free because your blog is so popular, people give you things. 
2.Be married and have a hott husband that you brag about 24/7. In a cute way that makes everyone happy for the both of you.
2. Have a super nice camera that you take crafty pictures of things with. And make everyone jealous of your photography skills.

This is me:
here's a cute outfit, taken with my macbook pro camera. woo! let the overflow begin.

let's all ignore the 2 photos where I have duckling lips. Who does that? I graduated from eighth grade.
and we're not even going to try to show any photography "skills" .

Well, I wish I were a real blogger. One day, I will be a real one though, promise!



  1. hahahaha i love it :) esp the duck lips :P

  2. Awww, I sometimes feel the same way! As if I won't be 'complete', in blogging or any other way, till I have a rad job, gorgeous husby, model children, never-seen-before projects, and about 3000 followers.

    But. We know that isn't true. Right?? :D

  3. don't compare yourself to other bloggers and you are a real blogger because you blog what you know. and people are at different stages in their life when they blog so whether it is a cute boyfriend a husband or even being single, just continue to blog what you know!!

  4. YES. Also.

    1. Charging $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for a dinky little ad spot on your blog, just because.
    2. Having awesome hair. Which you have, so go you.
    3. Not giving your husband a name. Just calling him "Hubby" or "The Hubs" always because apparently he doesn't have an identity outside yoru blog. Hahaha.

  5. Hahaha Candace you are the best!! Personally, i LOVE your blog wayyy more than any of the "popular" blogs that you described. Your blog is REAL. aka sooo much better than pretending that your life is all butterflies and cotton candy. Keep it up! :)

  6. I love this!! so honest and true!!
    your GORG(:

  7. This post is EXACTLY why I love you and your blog!!

  8. I'm so glad I'm a real blogger. P.S. Did you see the photos of my hottttt husband the other day???? Yum.
    p.s.s. I know this kinda goes against your post, but are you still interested in buying my camera? Cam just bought a new one for video stuff, so I'm down for selling mine. Let me know!
    p.s.s.s you are a real blogger (You have red skinny jeans and nerd glasses)

  9. Well said! LoL. I never feel like a real blogger. I'm beginning to think I kind of suck at it.

  10. I feel the same way a lot of the time! I feel like I'm out of the blogging loop since I'm not really into fashion or don't have a successful etsy shop. But, my blog is one place that I actually feel pretty confident, so I'm going to to stick to doing what I do best, and that is just being myself.

  11. Haha! Love this. So cute!


  12. I love your blog SO SO much because you DON'T blog about hot husband and cute clothes! It's refreshing... and makes me feel normal ;)
    Don't ever change. Except get married, because you are super cute!

  13. I totally feel ya sister. I could never be a real blogger cause I hate posting pictures of myself.. not sure why. haha.


  14. Well, darling, I don't have any of those things either.
    BUT I still love your blog.

  15. Hahaha this absolutely made me laugh just a little : )

  16. HA! You crack me up. So true though, so true.


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