Hi! So today I present something newish. Sydney from The Daybook blog used to do these "awesome and awkward Thursday's" but she hasn't done one for years and I miss them. So here I am, trying to revive the tradition. Because my life is just too awkward not to.
+Explaining to Jason that guacamoles probably just grow all over the place in Mexico (we're having withdraws) Yes. I called them guacamoles.
+ Slowing down slightly too soon for a red light, resulting in a large man in a jeep waving his meaty fist at me for not getting to a red light quicker. I switched lanes and as our cars sat side by side at the red light I stared at him till he stared right back. As soon as we locked eyes, I decided to give him my biggest smile and wave like a maniac as he looked at me even more confused. I guess I thought that if I did something "nice" he would feel bad for waving a fist. HA. (ps I'm really good at revenge, obviously)
+Feeling like I have to reply in novels to simple questions, especially at work.
Candace did you send that letter yesterday?
Yeah I did, but I sent it via fedex because I couldn't figure out certified mail and I was trying to send it in the cheapest way and then I scheduled ground pickup and then I realized they charge you to pick up so it actually wasn't the cheapest way but it was too late so yeah, I sent the letter. bye.
+My birthday is tomorrow guys. I'll be 24. So it's my golden birthday. And my first married birthday. And Jason has been very very sneaky lately. omgomgomgomg
+Jason is getting a new mac this week because his computer literally makes prehistoric sounds when he uses it. And I finally convinced him to let me say that it's from me to him for our anniversary. #bestwife
+ Getting him something else that he really wants. And trying to make sure not to spill the beans because I usually always do. My typical secret gifting attempts: Oh hey if you were to get a snowboarding season pass would you be happy? ok cool, uhh just wondering.
+All the food people bring into my work. Yesterday someone casually brought our office like 15 pounds of fresh cherries and today there were doughnuts and Einstein bagels filling the kitchen. I think I need to make better use of the gym here before I gain like 20 pounds.
+This shirt. Long story short, my friends dog jumped on me with muddy paws and she lent me this shirt. When I was done being so obsessed with it she just said I could have it. BLESS HER SOUL.
Happy Thursday, may the awkward Gods not shine upon you (too much)