Hoodie: c/o Wren and Ivory
Ok SO a lot of you couldn't relate with the whole "100 degrees in October" thing so I decided to be fair about fall clothes. I got this hoodie from Wren + Ivory that worked well in Utah but I won't be able to wear it much in Arizona for a few more weeks. Obviously I am one to wear it anyways and suffer the heat for a sec, but beauty is pain, right? Feel free to join my pity party, all are invited!! This jacket isn't super thick which makes it pretty perfect for Arizona winters! Plus floral. FLORAL. That is all. Oh also, I am really good at not looking at the camera, apparently.
Ok so onto the title. Oh man, YESTERDAY WAS THE WEIRDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. Besides the woman who came into my work to borrow the phone FOR 30 MINUTES and made up 30 different stories about why she needed the phone, I got asked on a date.
First things first, though. A lady who was clearly disheveled walked in, set down her 5 purses/bags, and walked up to my desk. She pushed her hair out of her face and set her arms on the desk before she started her story. Also, she would only refer to herself as we and we're...
"Is this a construction company? We're with a construction company and I was just at the MVD and I had a truck and I paid in full; $10,000!! And they took it away and so I tried to take the bus and I have a bus pass and they kicked me off and that's a felony and I need to call them and complain so the driver can go to jail."
WHAT?? (trust me I was just nodding my head and probably looking confused as she rambled on about whatever she was talking about.)
"I just really need a phone to call otherwise I'll forget to do it, I understand you're a business but can I please just use your phone really quick? They took my truck that I already paid $10,000 for!! Paid in full!!!"
I didn't argue (because let's be honest, how would I argue with anything she said? It was literal nonsense.)
Between her chatter and phone calls (where she was not very quiet about her long list of complaints) someone came in to pick up a check.
The lady finally finished up her 30 minute rant and ran outside to catch the bus (I was REALLY hoping they would let her on)
Shortly after she left, someone called and the first thing they say is "Is this the beautiful blonde who was sitting at the front desk?" I answered as awkwardly as I usually do in situations that bring out the "omg, what!?" in me.
"Uhh ha um yes??"
"I just came to pick up a check and I would really hate myself if I didn't ask but, please tell me you're single"
"um haha uh I'm actually married, but thank you for that compliment!"
"Oh man, I KNEW it!! You're just the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. He is such a lucky guy!"
"Thank you, yeah I'm married! You're so nice though, have great day!"
And yeah that's pretty much it. He said other stuff that I can't remember but there is the jist of that conversation.
Don't worry, I'm not making fun of him, that would be so mean! I know it take a lot of guts to ask a random girl on a date and it was super nice of him to say such nice things. I just was super shocked and surprised that someone a) Thought I was old enough to date (because I've had plenty of people come in mentioning how I look 'sooo young!!' and b) that he called back to ask if I was single! And c) that this was really happening right now.
Thursday was really weird. But honestly I don't even mind because it makes for a funny story. Here's to hoping Friday is slightly less awkward!